0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 1 00:00:00,105 --> 00:00:05,000 1 00:00:07,559 --> 00:00:11,277 You unlock this door with the key of imagination. 2 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:13,646 Beyond it is another dimension- 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,648 a dimension of sound, 4 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,151 a dimension of sight, 5 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:20,036 a dimension of mind. 6 00:00:20,071 --> 00:00:23,156 You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, 7 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,407 of things and ideas. 8 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:28,161 You've just crossed over into the twilight zone. 9 00:00:35,051 --> 00:00:37,554 Three glass perfume bottles. 10 00:00:37,589 --> 00:00:39,422 Threecrystalbottles. 11 00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:41,925 To imprison the attar of damask rose petals. 12 00:00:42,559 --> 00:00:44,427 Two pottery jugs. 13 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,312 Pottery jugs? 14 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:47,680 Where's your aesthetic sense, man? 15 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,183 You can't entice anyone to buy "pottery jugs." 16 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:52,685 You think people buy something 'cause what you call it? 17 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,822 People don'tbuyanything in a gift shop. 18 00:00:55,857 --> 00:00:58,942 They come in because they don't know what they want. 19 00:00:58,977 --> 00:01:00,827 And then i... sell them something. 20 00:01:00,862 --> 00:01:03,830 Okay, what do you call the pottery jugs? 21 00:01:03,865 --> 00:01:06,449 We'll display those alongside a couple of those silk pillows, 22 00:01:06,484 --> 00:01:07,700 with a loaf of dark bread. 23 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,586 "A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, 24 00:01:09,621 --> 00:01:12,088 and thou beside me singing in the wilderness." 25 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:15,458 I'll unload them in three days. 26 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:17,460 Okay, omar... 27 00:01:17,495 --> 00:01:19,963 what do you call this? 28 00:01:19,998 --> 00:01:21,214 Well... 29 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,599 when we buy a shipment from morocco, 30 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:24,467 sight unseen, we take what we get. 31 00:01:24,502 --> 00:01:26,970 To sell this, i'll have to high-pressure 32 00:01:27,005 --> 00:01:28,221 some unsuspecting sucker. 33 00:01:35,612 --> 00:01:38,114 Yes, sir, may i help you, sir? 34 00:01:38,149 --> 00:01:39,983 Well, i, i hope so. 35 00:01:40,018 --> 00:01:42,735 I mean, i'm not sure. I don't know what i want. 36 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:44,621 Well, suppose you tell me the occasion 37 00:01:44,656 --> 00:01:46,239 and for whom it's intended, 38 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:49,375 and, uh... leave it up to me. 39 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:53,746 Well, it's, it's got to be something very special. 40 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:56,249 Yes. 41 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,500 A, um... 42 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:00,753 personal gift, sir? 43 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,639 Oh, not, not toopersonal, no. 44 00:02:02,674 --> 00:02:05,758 You see, there's this, uh, girl at my office, 45 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:08,261 and she's... she's like a goddess. 46 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:11,397 And i wouldn't want her to think that i was implying... 47 00:02:12,684 --> 00:02:14,517 i understand, sir. 48 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,019 Oh, i have it. 49 00:02:16,054 --> 00:02:18,404 It's ideal, it's perfect, it's marvelous. 50 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:19,656 It's romantic, 51 00:02:19,691 --> 00:02:20,907 but not forward, 52 00:02:20,942 --> 00:02:24,027 and yet, intime, in a subtle sort of way, of course. 53 00:02:24,062 --> 00:02:25,278 Voila. 54 00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,163 That, that old...? 55 00:02:27,198 --> 00:02:29,032 This magnificent old antique- 56 00:02:29,067 --> 00:02:31,534 a truly distinguished antique- fit for a goddess. 57 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:34,037 A continual reminder of your-your good taste, 58 00:02:34,072 --> 00:02:36,039 your individuality, your-your flair for romance. 59 00:02:36,074 --> 00:02:37,290 Note the tarnished metal. 60 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,792 It testifies to its true authenticity, 61 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,678 and only $20. 62 00:02:41,713 --> 00:02:43,429 Here, put this in a gift box 63 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,298 for a most discriminating gentleman. 64 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:46,549 Thank you, sir. 65 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:49,052 And i trust that you will allow me to serve you again 66 00:02:49,087 --> 00:02:50,303 when it comes time for the, uh... 67 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,188 engagement present? 68 00:02:52,223 --> 00:02:53,439 Hmm. 69 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,308 Meet mr. George p. Hanley 70 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,810 a man life treats without deference, 71 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,062 honor or success. 72 00:02:59,097 --> 00:03:00,947 Waiters serve his soup cold. 73 00:03:00,982 --> 00:03:03,449 Elevator operators close doors in his face. 74 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:07,203 Mothers never bother to wait up for the daughters he dates. 75 00:03:07,238 --> 00:03:08,454 George is a creature 76 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,957 of humble habits and tame dreams. 77 00:03:10,992 --> 00:03:12,825 He's an ordinary man, mr. Hanley, 78 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,077 but at this moment, 79 00:03:14,112 --> 00:03:17,213 the accidental possessor of a very special gift... 80 00:03:17,248 --> 00:03:19,716 the kind of gift that measures men against their dreams... 81 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,835 the kind of gift most of us might ask for first 82 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,338 and possibly regret to the last... 83 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,223 if we, like mr. George p. Hanley, 84 00:03:27,258 --> 00:03:29,726 were about to plunge headfirst and unaware 85 00:03:29,761 --> 00:03:34,097 into our own personal twilight zone. 86 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,055 Hi, there, georgie-porgie. 87 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:17,307 Where were you for lunch? 88 00:04:17,342 --> 00:04:18,558 Well, l-i had a few errands. 89 00:04:18,593 --> 00:04:21,060 Well, you missed the world's champion 90 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,312 worst chili con carne 91 00:04:22,347 --> 00:04:24,814 ever offered for human consumption. 92 00:04:24,849 --> 00:04:27,951 It set an historic new low 93 00:04:27,986 --> 00:04:31,070 even for that greasy spoon nick dares to call a diner. 94 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:33,706 I don't care much for chili. 95 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:36,209 Georgie, witness a solemn vow for me, will you? 96 00:04:36,244 --> 00:04:39,963 Right now? But i have to enter these municipal bonds. 97 00:04:39,998 --> 00:04:42,465 I, roger hackett, do solemnly swear 98 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,585 never again to commit gastronomic harl-kari at nick's, 99 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:49,339 beginning with the first day of my promotion to head bookkeeper. 100 00:04:49,374 --> 00:04:53,092 But mr. Watson said that each of us with equal seniority 101 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,978 would have an equal chance. 102 00:04:55,013 --> 00:04:58,097 That is true, georgie, old porgie, we're all equal. 103 00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:01,851 But some of us are just a teeny bit more equal than others. 104 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:03,102 Especially me. 105 00:05:03,353 --> 00:05:05,238 Now, mr. Watson is fair, roger. 106 00:05:05,273 --> 00:05:07,740 Now, don't-don't don't be overconfident. 107 00:05:08,992 --> 00:05:10,860 I'm sure he will weigh carefully 108 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:12,745 our comparative experience 109 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,248 in debit financing 110 00:05:15,283 --> 00:05:17,116 and in evaluating liabilities. 111 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:18,368 That, old georgie, 112 00:05:18,403 --> 00:05:21,504 is one reason i am more equal than you. 113 00:05:21,539 --> 00:05:23,373 W-what is? 114 00:05:23,408 --> 00:05:25,875 You're always thinking about debits and liabilities 115 00:05:26,509 --> 00:05:28,378 when there are assets like her around. 116 00:05:40,058 --> 00:05:41,274 Guess who? 117 00:05:41,309 --> 00:05:42,525 Roger? 118 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,028 Happy birthday... oh! 119 00:05:45,063 --> 00:05:47,530 ...to the prettiest girl in this entire office! 120 00:05:47,565 --> 00:05:48,781 Happy birthday! 121 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,650 Many more. 122 00:05:50,685 --> 00:05:52,535 No, but i'm theonlygirl. 123 00:05:54,439 --> 00:05:56,289 And-and you would remain the prettiest, 124 00:05:56,324 --> 00:05:57,540 even if this office were staffed with 125 00:05:57,575 --> 00:06:00,043 the assembled miss americas of the past five years. 126 00:06:00,078 --> 00:06:03,162 Now, stop fishing for compliments and open your present. 127 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:06,299 Well... i wonder what it could be. 128 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,302 Oh, roger! 129 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:11,804 Hey, hey! 130 00:06:12,422 --> 00:06:14,307 Oh, it's beautiful! 131 00:06:15,093 --> 00:06:16,309 Ann, put it on. 132 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:18,177 Fellas, fellas... 133 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,563 can you just picture old man watson's puss 134 00:06:20,598 --> 00:06:23,066 when he calls her in for dictation? How 'bout that, huh? 135 00:06:23,101 --> 00:06:27,186 Mr. Watson has a mind for a different kind of figure, sam. 136 00:06:29,107 --> 00:06:31,824 You, uh, really like it, ann? 137 00:06:31,941 --> 00:06:33,826 Oh, roger, i absolutelyloveit. 138 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:38,197 But, really, you shouldn't have been so extravagant. 139 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:40,199 Well, after all, a girl only has a birthday 140 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,834 once a year- until she's 30, of course. 141 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:44,087 And then she has them once every two years... 142 00:06:45,373 --> 00:06:46,589 roger. 143 00:06:46,624 --> 00:06:47,840 Come over here. 144 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,608 There. 145 00:07:05,643 --> 00:07:08,728 Now, that's to show you my appreciation. 146 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:11,230 And to show you that i haven't even learned 147 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,482 how to count to 30 yet. 148 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:26,629 M-mr. Watson. 149 00:07:28,498 --> 00:07:30,383 It... it's my birthday. 150 00:07:30,418 --> 00:07:31,634 Oh. 151 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:39,142 Do any of you happen to be aware of the annual statement 152 00:07:39,177 --> 00:07:41,010 issued by this organization... 153 00:07:41,644 --> 00:07:42,895 no, sir, no, sir. 154 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,147 ...on miss lawson's birthday? 155 00:07:44,182 --> 00:07:46,015 No, sir. 156 00:07:46,050 --> 00:07:49,769 Then i'm sure it'll come as an agreeable surprise 157 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:52,271 that this company has just completed 158 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,157 the best year in its history. 159 00:07:54,192 --> 00:07:56,659 And i believe that this department 160 00:07:56,694 --> 00:07:59,162 had no little part in that success. 161 00:07:59,779 --> 00:08:00,413 Oh! 162 00:08:00,448 --> 00:08:02,281 Oh, that's wonderful. 163 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:05,418 So, as a token of my personal appreciation, 164 00:08:05,453 --> 00:08:07,920 i think that this is an appropriate time 165 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:11,040 to invite all of you to be my guests 166 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:12,291 at a celebration party 167 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:14,794 beginning as soon as we can meet 168 00:08:14,829 --> 00:08:16,679 at the club tiki. 169 00:08:16,714 --> 00:08:18,548 Oh, mr. Watson. 170 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:20,433 Mr. Watson? Yes? 171 00:08:20,468 --> 00:08:24,187 Mr. Watson, you are a doll. 172 00:08:24,222 --> 00:08:26,055 Ah. Thank you. 173 00:08:26,090 --> 00:08:28,558 And as for you, young lady, 174 00:08:28,593 --> 00:08:32,311 they're not the only ones who appreciate you. 175 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,197 Uh, claudius? 176 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,819 Oh... 177 00:08:39,854 --> 00:08:42,955 happy birthday 178 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,457 to the best-looking 179 00:08:44,492 --> 00:08:48,828 and the hardest-working, secretary i ever had. 180 00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:52,465 Oh, mr. Watson, they're just beautiful. 181 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:53,716 Yes. 182 00:08:53,751 --> 00:08:56,219 Oh, thank you, thank you so much. 183 00:08:56,254 --> 00:08:58,087 Yes. 184 00:08:58,122 --> 00:08:59,972 Hey, let's go, kid, before the old man 185 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,475 discovers he's off his nut and has himself committed. 186 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:05,595 I think he's a very sweet, dear man. 187 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:08,097 Hap... happy birthday, ann. 188 00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:09,348 Oh, well, thank you, george. 189 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,234 Aren't you coming? 190 00:09:11,269 --> 00:09:13,102 Oh, yeah, l-i'll be along. 191 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:14,987 We'll see you there. Come along, roger. 192 00:09:53,776 --> 00:09:56,896 Maybe i can use it for an ashtray or something. 193 00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:10,660 Hiya, buddy. 194 00:10:11,946 --> 00:10:14,413 Hey, how are you, huh? 195 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,916 Come here, attila. Come on, boy. 196 00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:18,167 Here we go! Ha! 197 00:10:18,801 --> 00:10:20,670 Come on, how was your day, huh? 198 00:10:20,705 --> 00:10:21,304 Here, look, hey! 199 00:10:22,590 --> 00:10:26,309 Here you go, come on, beg. Sit, sit, up, stand, sit. 200 00:10:26,344 --> 00:10:28,811 Heel, fall, atta boy! 201 00:10:28,846 --> 00:10:31,564 Oh, you ain't but a good doggie. 202 00:10:31,599 --> 00:10:34,317 Oh, boy, oh, i love you, attila. 203 00:10:34,352 --> 00:10:38,070 Okay, buddy, let's see what's going on here, huh? 204 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,322 Go on, go sit. 205 00:10:39,357 --> 00:10:41,190 Huh? There you go. 206 00:10:41,225 --> 00:10:42,441 Ah, there. 207 00:10:47,865 --> 00:10:50,333 Full moon, attila. 208 00:10:50,368 --> 00:10:53,452 Ooh, how are the girls? 209 00:10:54,704 --> 00:10:56,589 Here you go, there you are. 210 00:10:56,624 --> 00:10:58,457 Did you have a good day, too? 211 00:11:00,378 --> 00:11:02,211 Ah... boy. 212 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,965 Hmm. 213 00:11:07,850 --> 00:11:11,604 Why does it always happen to me, attila? 214 00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:14,724 Come on, boy. 215 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:16,609 Hmm? Why does it always happen to me? 216 00:11:16,644 --> 00:11:20,112 S-sometimes i think some people must have been born 217 00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:22,615 with a-a silver spoon in their mouths. 218 00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:24,483 Me, i must have been born with egg on my face. 219 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,235 Huh. 220 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,738 Now i didn't give her any present. 221 00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:32,491 You know, attila, i know just what people think of me. 222 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:34,744 A patsy, a jerk. 223 00:11:34,779 --> 00:11:38,497 Hmm, hmm... especially that roger. 224 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,383 Sometimes i think they're right. 225 00:11:40,418 --> 00:11:42,885 George p. Hanley. 226 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:46,005 Jerk. 227 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:50,259 Hey, attila, what are you barking at? 228 00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:51,510 That box? 229 00:11:54,397 --> 00:11:55,898 Well, come on, attila, 230 00:11:55,933 --> 00:11:57,767 you can't bark at the box 231 00:11:57,802 --> 00:12:00,269 and hide in back of the couch at the same time. 232 00:12:00,304 --> 00:12:03,406 You'll give yourself some kind of a trauma. 233 00:12:03,441 --> 00:12:04,657 Be brave, boy, 234 00:12:04,692 --> 00:12:05,908 be brave. 235 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:11,530 We're two of a kind, you and me. 236 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,416 Come on, 237 00:12:13,451 --> 00:12:15,418 i'll show you. Be brave, attila. 238 00:12:15,453 --> 00:12:18,037 Be brave! Here, boy. Come here. Come on, fella. 239 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:19,922 There you go. 240 00:12:19,957 --> 00:12:21,791 Here, look, i'll show it to you. 241 00:12:21,826 --> 00:12:23,042 Look, see? 242 00:12:23,077 --> 00:12:24,927 It's just a box with a... 243 00:12:24,962 --> 00:12:27,430 with a with a with a beat-up old lamp in it. 244 00:12:27,465 --> 00:12:29,932 That's all. There. 245 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,936 Probably came from some junkyard. 246 00:12:33,971 --> 00:12:35,187 See? 247 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,941 Magnificent old antique, of rare distinction. 248 00:12:38,976 --> 00:12:42,061 Boy, if being a jerk is my vocation, 249 00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:44,563 at least i'm good at it. 250 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:48,317 Gosh... it's so tarnished, it almost looks black. 251 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:48,951 Hmm. 252 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:51,454 Hmm? What's the matter? 253 00:12:53,322 --> 00:12:55,207 Eh, you tell 'em, attila. 254 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,076 Like me, a little late. 255 00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:58,961 Well, let's clean it up. 256 00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:05,835 Sure must be old, if dirt's any sign. 257 00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:22,485 Who... who... who... 258 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,353 who were you expectin'? 259 00:13:24,388 --> 00:13:25,604 Who...? 260 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,107 I'm the genie in the lamp, that's who. 261 00:13:28,142 --> 00:13:30,609 Aladdin, magic, the whole bit. 262 00:13:30,644 --> 00:13:32,495 Ge-genie. 263 00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:33,746 G-genie? Yeah. 264 00:13:33,781 --> 00:13:36,248 You-you don't look like a genie. 265 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,368 Well, what difference does the wardrobe make? 266 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,619 The routine's the same. 267 00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,122 You see, a couple of thousand years ago, 268 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:46,258 i used to wear those crazy silk balloon long johns with the wild turban. 269 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,761 But let me tell you something, jack. 270 00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:50,012 George. 271 00:13:50,047 --> 00:13:52,515 Jack, george, as long as you're healthy. 272 00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:54,383 Today, we dress like the times. 273 00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:56,268 Except for these. 274 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,137 Velveteen mukluks. 275 00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,388 Mukluks. 276 00:13:59,423 --> 00:14:00,890 Mm-hmm. 277 00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,141 Genie. 278 00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:04,026 If-if you are the genie, 279 00:14:04,061 --> 00:14:07,780 then i must be the master of the lamp. 280 00:14:07,815 --> 00:14:10,149 Big deal, master of the lamp. 281 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:12,651 All right, you got yourself a free wish. 282 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,154 There's supposed to be three wishes. 283 00:14:15,189 --> 00:14:16,789 Ah, there's the rub. 284 00:14:16,824 --> 00:14:18,657 There used to be three wishes. 285 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,794 But let me tell you something, jack. 286 00:14:21,829 --> 00:14:23,412 George. 287 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,798 You don't want to change your name, huh? 288 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:27,049 Uh... 289 00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:29,552 the scene used to include three wishes, 290 00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:32,671 but the recipients were abusing the privilege, 291 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,923 so we had to cut down. 292 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:36,425 So, uh, give it a little thought. 293 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,676 Give me a call. 294 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,562 But do me a favor, will you? 295 00:14:39,597 --> 00:14:40,813 Sleep on it. 296 00:14:40,848 --> 00:14:41,931 Sleep on it? 297 00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:43,816 Yeah, you know the routine. 298 00:14:43,851 --> 00:14:46,936 Once you make the wish, that's what you have to live with. 299 00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:49,438 What do people usually wish for? 300 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:52,575 Oh, let me tell you something, jack- 301 00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:53,826 george. 302 00:14:53,861 --> 00:14:55,077 The wildest. 303 00:14:55,112 --> 00:14:57,580 Oh, it's enough to make you blush. 304 00:14:57,615 --> 00:14:59,448 A fortune, they wish for. 305 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,333 Money, precious jewels... 306 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,202 that's not so bad. 307 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:05,087 It's not so bad, huh? 308 00:15:05,122 --> 00:15:06,956 You see, you're no different from the rest. 309 00:15:06,991 --> 00:15:09,458 All right, you get yourself a lot of riches, a lot of dough. 310 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:12,595 Now you're in trouble with the internal revenue. 311 00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:16,348 You got a lot of phony charities come buggin' you. 312 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,350 Long-lost relatives come banging at your door. 313 00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,219 It's enough to make you flip your gourd. 314 00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,104 Not-not wealth, huh? 315 00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:24,473 Forget the wealth. 316 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,726 Maybe... love. 317 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,111 Love? 318 00:15:29,146 --> 00:15:31,614 That's what you'd wish for? 319 00:15:31,649 --> 00:15:34,116 What are you, some kind of a kook? 320 00:15:34,151 --> 00:15:35,734 You call me back from 2,000 years 321 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:38,237 to come and help you and you wish for love? 322 00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:41,874 You don't wish for love, jack, you find it. 323 00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:46,495 But i'm not really sure what it is i want. 324 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:49,632 And if it isn't wealth or love, 325 00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,500 i... i don't know. 326 00:15:51,535 --> 00:15:54,503 Well, like i told you, give it a little thought, huh? 327 00:15:55,137 --> 00:15:58,257 Ponder, drop it down the well a couple of times, 328 00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,508 see if it splashes. 329 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,645 But don't go rubbing that lamp every time you get a bug, 330 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,513 'cause that smoke is murder on my sinus. 331 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,651 The next time i make the scene, that's it. 332 00:16:08,686 --> 00:16:10,519 Like, later... 333 00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:12,404 george. 334 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,784 I can't believe it. 335 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:30,172 Anything i want in the whole world. 336 00:16:30,207 --> 00:16:32,041 Anything! 337 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,799 But only one wish. 338 00:16:44,553 --> 00:16:45,804 Which one, attila? 339 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,439 Which one? 340 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,650 A million dollars. 341 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:02,404 No, he's right, that's the 90% bracket. 342 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:04,289 Love? 343 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,541 Too risky. 344 00:17:07,409 --> 00:17:09,294 George hanley... 345 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:11,797 first man on the moon. 346 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,168 George hanley... 347 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,419 scientist. 348 00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:23,058 General george p. Hanley... 349 00:17:23,093 --> 00:17:25,561 commander of the armies. 350 00:17:27,429 --> 00:17:29,932 What if, what if i were married to ann? 351 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:33,068 What if... what if she were some kind of a... 352 00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:36,822 some kind of a movie actress, and i were her husband? 353 00:17:36,857 --> 00:17:39,324 That would be killing two birds with one stone. 354 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,193 George... 355 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,947 george hanley, husband of-of ann... 356 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:46,198 ann alexandra. 357 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,083 America's sweethearts. 358 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,586 The perfect couple. 359 00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:52,454 How about that? 360 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,339 Yeah... 361 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,842 yeah, how about that? 362 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,596 Remember, miss alexandra, 363 00:18:00,631 --> 00:18:02,464 you love the guy so much 364 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:05,601 that you do a loop-the-loop 365 00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:08,720 as soon as you smell his after-shave lotion. 366 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,972 I'll try. 367 00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,857 Oh, darling. 368 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:15,611 Hello, dear. 369 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:16,862 Ooh, ooh, ooh- 370 00:18:16,897 --> 00:18:18,113 makeup, georgie. 371 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,982 Oh... 372 00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:22,484 you wouldn't want me to play my final scene 373 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,735 with smeared lipstick, would you? 374 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,621 No, i guess not. 375 00:18:25,656 --> 00:18:26,738 Final scene? 376 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,624 Mm-hmm. 377 00:18:28,659 --> 00:18:31,126 It's been a long grind. 378 00:18:31,161 --> 00:18:34,246 They said you could have a couple of weeks off, 379 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,748 but that was six months ago. 380 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,000 Well... 381 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:41,136 we could take our honeymoon now. 382 00:18:41,171 --> 00:18:43,639 If you want to, that is. 383 00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:45,507 Want to? 384 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:46,758 Oh. 385 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,644 Ooh, georgie. 386 00:18:48,679 --> 00:18:52,397 Makeup all day, beauty creams all night. 387 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:56,768 Well, they don't pay a movie star to look ugly, baby. 388 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,654 Besides... 389 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:01,156 don't you think i'm worth waiting for? 390 00:19:01,191 --> 00:19:04,276 Yeah, sure, but six months... 391 00:19:05,527 --> 00:19:07,412 places, please! 392 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,281 Be right there. 393 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,920 I won't be long. 394 00:19:24,546 --> 00:19:27,049 Oh, what a day! 395 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:33,305 Trying, endless day... 396 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,807 tonight, no... no crawling into bed 397 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:39,561 right after dinner to study your lines. 398 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:42,698 And tomorrow morning, no getting up at 4:30 a.m. 399 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:45,817 To get to the studio for makeup. 400 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:50,205 Oh, i like that face just the way it is. 401 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,577 Oh, oh, i'm sorry, darling. 402 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,713 It's just that i'm worn out 403 00:19:57,748 --> 00:20:01,466 from that ersatz d.w. Griffith howling at me all day. 404 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,335 I thought you liked him. 405 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,586 Yes, i suppose. 406 00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:07,089 But he is so noisy. 407 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:10,842 He always seems to measure virility by decibels. 408 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,596 Well, i guess maybe he'll be quieter 409 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,481 at the party tonight. 410 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,350 What party? 411 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,601 Oh, did you forget? 412 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,738 The celebration party on the set tonight. 413 00:20:22,773 --> 00:20:24,606 Oh, yeah. 414 00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:30,245 We'll... leave the party early. 415 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:34,750 Oh! Oh! 416 00:20:34,785 --> 00:20:37,252 Oh, gee! Oh, georgie. 417 00:20:37,287 --> 00:20:39,755 Oh, dear. 418 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:42,874 Here, kiss me right up there. 419 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,010 Oop! Be careful of the hair, darling. All right. 420 00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:47,512 There'll be a million photographers there tonight, 421 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,015 and andre will have a convulsion if it's ruined. 422 00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:51,016 There! 423 00:20:51,051 --> 00:20:53,518 Andre should carry medical insurance. 424 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,770 Now! 425 00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:58,523 What i want is a nice, hot bath 426 00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:00,392 for about an hour. 427 00:21:01,643 --> 00:21:02,894 Would you like me to rub your back? 428 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,397 No, thank you, darling. 429 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,282 You know what you could do for me? 430 00:21:07,317 --> 00:21:09,151 You could take the dog for a walk. 431 00:21:09,186 --> 00:21:11,653 He's been cooped up all day. 432 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:21,663 Hi, boy, how are you? 433 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,417 There we go, that's a good boy. 434 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,919 Come on, there we go, attila. 435 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,171 That a boy. 436 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,673 Let's go for a little walk, huh? 437 00:21:39,181 --> 00:21:42,317 George! George boy! 438 00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:44,186 Hi. 439 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:45,437 I want to talk to you. 440 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,939 Ann mentioned something about you needing a vacation. 441 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,825 Oh, not me. Her. 442 00:21:49,860 --> 00:21:51,076 Both of us together. 443 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:52,327 I'm not going to mince words. 444 00:21:52,362 --> 00:21:57,332 You got to say it's okay for ann to do my next picturebeowulf. 445 00:21:57,949 --> 00:22:01,086 Not a chance, eli. It's our honeymoon. 446 00:22:01,121 --> 00:22:02,954 Great. I'm shootingbeowulf on location- 447 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,206 make a great honeymoon. 448 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:06,708 Some honeymoon, hmm? 449 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:10,462 Makeup call at 4:30 a.m., work all day, 450 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,347 study lines all night. 451 00:22:12,382 --> 00:22:14,850 Do you know the last time i saw her in the last six months 452 00:22:14,885 --> 00:22:16,101 when she wasn't sleeping 453 00:22:16,136 --> 00:22:20,472 she was getting herself swabbed with makeup, beauty creams, 454 00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:22,357 rinses or some junk like that. 455 00:22:22,392 --> 00:22:24,226 She's a star. 456 00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:26,111 You wouldn't want her photographed 457 00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:27,979 with bags under eyes or wrinkles. 458 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,116 All i want is to see her alone with bags or wrinkles. 459 00:22:31,151 --> 00:22:33,618 You want the world's most beautiful woman for a wife, 460 00:22:34,236 --> 00:22:35,487 you got to share her with the world. 461 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,122 I did for six months. 462 00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:38,990 Now i want the world to share her back. 463 00:22:39,241 --> 00:22:42,994 Son... it's not for myself, 464 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:46,131 but no ann, nobeowulf. 465 00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,999 But there are other stars. 466 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:51,753 Not like ann alexandra. 467 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:55,507 Millions of plain folks all over the world 468 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:56,758 wait to see her. 469 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:59,261 Little kids count their pennies. 470 00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:03,648 Mothers go without lunch. 471 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:08,653 And brave men sacrifice even the tiny luxury of a cigarette 472 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:11,156 so they can buy a ticket to a movie theater 473 00:23:11,191 --> 00:23:16,161 and escape the drab drudgery of an uncaring world 474 00:23:16,196 --> 00:23:21,166 watching their idol ann alexandra. 475 00:23:21,201 --> 00:23:22,417 Looking like a fairy tale, 476 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:26,788 doing all the things they dream but never get to do. 477 00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:29,291 I know. 478 00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:31,176 Well, then, george, 479 00:23:31,211 --> 00:23:33,678 couldn't you find it in your heart 480 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:38,049 to make this one little sacrifice? 481 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:41,803 You're right, mr. Watson. 482 00:23:44,306 --> 00:23:48,693 I'll... i'll tell her to do the picture. 483 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:51,813 We'll make the sacrifice together. 484 00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:21,226 Ann, darling, you look magnificent! 485 00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:23,728 You, too. 486 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:26,848 Well, please, please, i'd like to make an announcement. 487 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,733 Better yet, i'll make it a toast. 488 00:24:29,351 --> 00:24:30,602 Thanks, old man. 489 00:24:30,637 --> 00:24:34,990 To the brightest star, the most exciting leading lady... 490 00:24:35,025 --> 00:24:37,492 the loveliest woman in the world. 491 00:24:37,527 --> 00:24:39,995 Ann alexandra, who has just agreed 492 00:24:40,030 --> 00:24:41,863 to star with me inbeowulf! 493 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,001 Congratulations. 494 00:24:46,036 --> 00:24:48,503 Now, darling, remember the makeup. 495 00:24:48,538 --> 00:24:51,006 Besides, i'm not as good in profile. 496 00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:07,022 Hey, stop, thief! 497 00:25:07,057 --> 00:25:08,890 Who's that? 498 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,775 Me, mister. 499 00:25:14,564 --> 00:25:16,398 You hiding? 500 00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:17,649 I snap something. 501 00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:20,785 Nobody down on this level yet. 502 00:25:23,323 --> 00:25:24,539 Uh... 503 00:25:26,408 --> 00:25:28,910 you make your repairs? 504 00:25:28,945 --> 00:25:31,413 Always i have the accidents. 505 00:25:31,448 --> 00:25:35,550 It is because i am- how you say? Too much prone? 506 00:25:35,585 --> 00:25:38,053 Would you like your drink now? 507 00:25:38,088 --> 00:25:40,555 No, no, that is just to hold. 508 00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:43,058 I am under the age. 509 00:25:43,093 --> 00:25:44,309 Under the age? 510 00:25:44,344 --> 00:25:46,811 To drink. 511 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,680 I have this terrible problem. 512 00:25:48,715 --> 00:25:51,816 You see, in the years, i am a child, 513 00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:54,319 but i think i am mature. 514 00:25:54,936 --> 00:25:57,439 Don't you think i am... 515 00:25:57,474 --> 00:25:58,690 mature? 516 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,192 Yeah, i think you're mature. 517 00:26:02,479 --> 00:26:06,197 You are producer, no? 518 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,083 Me? No. 519 00:26:08,118 --> 00:26:09,951 Director? 520 00:26:09,986 --> 00:26:11,202 Mm-mm. 521 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,088 Writer? 522 00:26:13,123 --> 00:26:14,956 Sorry. 523 00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:17,459 Then l-i cannot guess who you are. 524 00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:19,961 I'm george hanley. 525 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,846 Who? 526 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:24,349 Ann alexandra's husband. 527 00:26:24,384 --> 00:26:26,968 Well, for pete's sake, 528 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:28,853 give me back my drink! 529 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,105 That's what you deserve 530 00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:32,607 for wasting my time, mr. Alexander. 531 00:26:49,491 --> 00:26:51,993 Now, aren't you glad you're here tonight? 532 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:53,878 Don't be egotistical. 533 00:26:54,496 --> 00:26:56,998 I had to be here, anyway. 534 00:26:57,033 --> 00:27:00,135 I don't understand you. 535 00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:02,637 No man is supposed to. 536 00:27:03,254 --> 00:27:05,757 That's the way we little girls are. 537 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,259 Well, that part i understand. 538 00:27:15,517 --> 00:27:19,020 Mmm, i'll spoil your makeup. 539 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,905 Who cares? 540 00:27:32,033 --> 00:27:34,536 Ooh, oh. 541 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:35,537 Oh, boy. 542 00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:37,422 Whew! I'm okay, boy. 543 00:27:37,457 --> 00:27:39,924 Wow, what a dream. 544 00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:42,427 You know something, attila? 545 00:27:42,462 --> 00:27:44,929 The trouble for a guy like me 546 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:49,300 is that... when i want something so much, 547 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:53,054 it would hurt that much more to lose it. 548 00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:56,191 Let's face it, l-i would lose a wife like that. 549 00:27:56,226 --> 00:27:59,310 But i still got you, huh, boy? 550 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,196 Yeah, you still love me. 551 00:28:03,099 --> 00:28:06,201 Well, at least it makes it easier to choose. 552 00:28:06,236 --> 00:28:08,703 All i have to decide now 553 00:28:08,738 --> 00:28:12,457 is between the two other things i've always wanted. 554 00:28:12,492 --> 00:28:14,959 Yeah. Hmm. 555 00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:28,590 Twilight zonewill continue after station identification. 556 00:28:50,412 --> 00:28:52,914 Good morning, george. 557 00:28:54,783 --> 00:28:56,668 George? 558 00:28:57,919 --> 00:28:59,788 Morning, rog. 559 00:28:59,823 --> 00:29:01,673 Morning. 560 00:29:08,581 --> 00:29:11,049 Well, today's the day. 561 00:29:11,084 --> 00:29:13,551 For what, rog? 562 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:15,437 What's got into you? 563 00:29:15,472 --> 00:29:16,688 Me? 564 00:29:16,723 --> 00:29:18,556 All i said was "morning, rog" 565 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:21,693 and "for what, rog?" 566 00:29:21,728 --> 00:29:24,195 I don't think those are very pregnant phrases. 567 00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:29,200 You're real feisty this morning, aren't you, georgie, old porgie? 568 00:29:29,235 --> 00:29:31,703 Hey, has watson said anything to you about the promotion? 569 00:29:31,738 --> 00:29:34,205 Oh, the promotion. I forgot about that. 570 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,457 Huh, yeah, i'll bet. 571 00:29:35,492 --> 00:29:36,708 Yes, sir. Roger? Hmm? 572 00:29:36,743 --> 00:29:40,462 Mr. Watson wants you in his office right away. 573 00:29:40,497 --> 00:29:42,330 Oh, right away. 574 00:29:44,833 --> 00:29:46,718 This could be it. 575 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:52,340 Well... 576 00:29:52,375 --> 00:29:54,225 over the top. 577 00:29:57,345 --> 00:30:00,482 They'd never pick him. 578 00:30:00,517 --> 00:30:01,733 Never. 579 00:30:05,487 --> 00:30:09,240 George? The old boy wants another check on all these entries. 580 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:11,109 For what? A new account, personal. 581 00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:12,994 Hey, this guy is so loaded, he could pay off 582 00:30:13,029 --> 00:30:14,245 the national debt out of petty cash. 583 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,748 But didn't you check those entries after you made them? 584 00:30:16,783 --> 00:30:17,365 Well, sure! 585 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,868 Well, then why do we have to do it again? 586 00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:22,370 That's not efficiency. That's a waste of time. 587 00:30:22,405 --> 00:30:24,005 George... 588 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,874 how much do you make a week? 589 00:30:25,909 --> 00:30:28,510 Same as you, $98.50. 590 00:30:28,545 --> 00:30:29,878 Well, this joker makes so much dough 591 00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:31,763 that he sweats more than $98.50 592 00:30:31,798 --> 00:30:33,631 every time he ties his shoelaces. 593 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:37,385 So, uh, waste a little time, hmm? 594 00:30:57,405 --> 00:30:59,908 What about this wealth bit? 595 00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:03,661 I mean, even with 90% off for taxes, 596 00:31:03,696 --> 00:31:06,798 there, there'd still be something left over. 597 00:31:06,833 --> 00:31:08,666 George hanley... 598 00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:12,420 no, make it g. Peter hanley... 599 00:31:12,455 --> 00:31:14,305 tycoon. 600 00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:17,425 G. Peter hanley, captain of industry. 601 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:20,562 Crown prince of financial royalty. 602 00:31:20,597 --> 00:31:23,681 G. Peter hanley, rich guy. 603 00:31:30,572 --> 00:31:33,074 Beautiful day, isn't it, sir? 604 00:31:33,109 --> 00:31:34,943 It'll do, it'll do. 605 00:31:34,978 --> 00:31:38,079 Will you be wanting me for lunch, sir? 606 00:31:38,114 --> 00:31:39,948 I can't say, but you'd better 607 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:42,450 keep yourself available, just in case... 608 00:31:42,485 --> 00:31:43,701 roger. 609 00:31:43,736 --> 00:31:45,587 Yes, sir. 610 00:31:50,126 --> 00:31:52,594 No, no, we can't play now, boy. 611 00:31:52,629 --> 00:31:55,713 I'm so sorry, i couldn't hold him, mr. Hanley. 612 00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:58,216 Yes. Roger, you better take attila over to "21" 613 00:31:58,251 --> 00:32:00,718 and have the chef fix him up a nice prime rib of beef, huh? 614 00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:02,604 Yes. Oh, and not too fatty. 615 00:32:02,639 --> 00:32:03,855 Yes, sir. Oh, also, 616 00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:06,357 you better trot him around the block a couple of times. 617 00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:08,860 His appetite's a bit jaded. Yes, sir. 618 00:32:08,895 --> 00:32:10,728 Atta boy. 619 00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:13,231 Come on, boy. Come on, boy. 620 00:32:14,482 --> 00:32:16,367 Paper, sir? Paper? 621 00:32:16,985 --> 00:32:18,236 Son... 622 00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:20,121 how old are you? 623 00:32:20,156 --> 00:32:21,372 Nine, sir. 624 00:32:21,407 --> 00:32:23,491 I see you here every morning. 625 00:32:23,526 --> 00:32:25,994 Don't you miss school? 626 00:32:26,029 --> 00:32:28,496 Oh, no, sir. I wouldn't miss school. 627 00:32:28,531 --> 00:32:30,999 I get up at 5:00 for my papers, 628 00:32:31,034 --> 00:32:33,501 then i go to the afternoon session at p.s. 31. 629 00:32:33,536 --> 00:32:36,638 Incredible. 630 00:32:36,673 --> 00:32:38,506 What do your parents say? 631 00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:42,260 My mom is dead. 632 00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:46,014 My old man had a store, but it went broke. 633 00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:50,401 I'm sorry, son. 634 00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:51,653 I'll have that paper. 635 00:32:51,688 --> 00:32:52,904 Yes, sir. 636 00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:59,160 Gosh, i can't change $100 bill. 637 00:32:59,195 --> 00:33:01,663 I didn't expect you to, son. 638 00:33:27,555 --> 00:33:28,806 Good morning, mr. Hanley. 639 00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:30,692 Trl-electronics, up 7/8 on the morning ticker. 640 00:33:30,727 --> 00:33:32,560 Glad to have you back, sir. 641 00:33:32,595 --> 00:33:33,811 Thank you, thank you. 642 00:33:36,948 --> 00:33:38,199 How was the riviera, sir? 643 00:33:38,234 --> 00:33:40,068 All right, i guess. 644 00:33:40,103 --> 00:33:43,204 It's kind of like a suburban tract, 645 00:33:43,239 --> 00:33:45,073 only all castles. 646 00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:50,712 Gay social whirl, was it, sir? 647 00:33:50,747 --> 00:33:55,717 I was about whirled out after the first six parties. 648 00:33:55,752 --> 00:34:01,339 They even gave one to celebrate the incoming of the tide. 649 00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:04,475 Miss lawson, would you take care of these? They're a bit soiled. 650 00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:07,595 Certainly, mr. Hanley. 651 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:10,598 Can't they be cleaned? 652 00:34:10,633 --> 00:34:11,849 We throw them away, sir. 653 00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:13,735 In your tax bracket, it's cheaper. 654 00:34:13,770 --> 00:34:14,986 I suppose, i suppose. 655 00:34:15,021 --> 00:34:16,854 Shall i start the people in, sir? 656 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:18,106 Yes, you might as well. 657 00:34:18,141 --> 00:34:19,357 Very good, sir. 658 00:34:28,366 --> 00:34:30,251 Dr. Watson... 659 00:34:32,754 --> 00:34:34,622 what brings you here, sir? 660 00:34:34,657 --> 00:34:36,507 Begging again, i'm afraid. 661 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:39,627 These days, a college president is much more concerned 662 00:34:40,261 --> 00:34:42,764 with salesmanship than scholarship. 663 00:34:42,799 --> 00:34:43,381 Sit. 664 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:44,632 Thank you, george. 665 00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:55,893 You've come to the right man, sir. 666 00:34:55,928 --> 00:35:00,281 George, you've already done more for your alma mater 667 00:35:00,316 --> 00:35:03,401 than we have a right to ask. 668 00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:05,903 This is an emergency, or i wouldn't be here. 669 00:35:05,938 --> 00:35:07,155 How much, sir? 670 00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:08,906 Too much, but i'm hoping 671 00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:11,409 you'll be able to start the ball rolling. 672 00:35:11,444 --> 00:35:13,544 Don't be coy with me, sir. 673 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,413 How much? 674 00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:18,166 All together, 1,200,000. 675 00:35:18,201 --> 00:35:21,919 Now, if you could possibly start us off 676 00:35:21,954 --> 00:35:24,422 with, say, uh, ten or 20,000... 677 00:35:26,307 --> 00:35:27,558 you've got it. 678 00:35:27,593 --> 00:35:29,677 You're a generous man, g.p. 679 00:35:29,712 --> 00:35:31,562 We're all in your debt. 680 00:35:32,814 --> 00:35:34,682 George... 681 00:35:34,717 --> 00:35:36,567 you've made a mistake. 682 00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:39,687 No, sir, i've always been rather good with figures. 683 00:35:39,722 --> 00:35:42,824 It's the entire sum, 1,200,000. 684 00:35:42,859 --> 00:35:44,075 Deductible. 685 00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:46,194 No, george, i can't take this. 686 00:35:46,229 --> 00:35:47,445 But i want to give it. 687 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,330 So would others, george. 688 00:35:49,365 --> 00:35:53,701 Thousands of alumni, not as successful, not as fortunate. 689 00:35:53,736 --> 00:35:56,204 But every bit as generous. 690 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,957 Giving, sharing the burden and the satisfaction 691 00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:03,711 is the cement which binds their minds and hearts 692 00:36:03,746 --> 00:36:06,214 to our beloved alma mater. 693 00:36:06,249 --> 00:36:08,716 I can't let you deprive them 694 00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:11,219 of the great privilege of giving. 695 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:15,973 I was only trying to help, sir. 696 00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:18,726 This isn't generosity, g.p. 697 00:36:18,761 --> 00:36:20,611 It's ostentation. 698 00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:22,480 I'm sorry. 699 00:36:24,365 --> 00:36:26,234 What should i do? 700 00:36:26,269 --> 00:36:30,621 Send me your check for the 20,000 i asked for. 701 00:36:30,656 --> 00:36:32,490 Thank you. 702 00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:34,992 Thank you. 703 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:36,244 Don't mention it. 704 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:56,264 Well, sir, ready to see how the old empire's faring? 705 00:36:56,299 --> 00:36:57,515 I suppose so. A few little items here 706 00:36:57,550 --> 00:37:00,017 i thought you wouldn't want to miss, mr. Hanley. 707 00:37:00,052 --> 00:37:01,269 I thought i already owned one 708 00:37:01,304 --> 00:37:02,520 of just about everything ever made. 709 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:04,405 Ah, you can't keep up 710 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,274 with yankee ingenuity and productivity. 711 00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:09,410 We've got to buckle down to some serious spending. 712 00:37:09,445 --> 00:37:11,279 We can't let you have too much cash available, 713 00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:13,164 otherwise, the government's liable 714 00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:14,415 to invent a new tax bracket. 715 00:37:14,450 --> 00:37:15,666 Now... 716 00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:19,921 here we have a handsome little yacht. 717 00:37:19,956 --> 00:37:23,174 But i already own a 94-footer docked up at newport. 718 00:37:23,209 --> 00:37:26,928 This one makes that look like a dinghy. Handsome, isn't it? 719 00:37:26,963 --> 00:37:29,046 You know something, masters? 720 00:37:29,081 --> 00:37:33,935 Buying things isn't any fun for me anymore. 721 00:37:33,970 --> 00:37:37,688 Before i had money, i, i used to look forward 722 00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:39,557 to buying a secondhand car 723 00:37:39,592 --> 00:37:43,311 like a... like a... kid waiting for christmas. 724 00:37:43,346 --> 00:37:47,698 Now there's no anticipation, there's no hungering. 725 00:37:48,316 --> 00:37:49,567 I... i just write checks. 726 00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:52,069 Ah, you're feeling blue, mr. Hanley. 727 00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:54,322 I used to enjoy little things 728 00:37:54,357 --> 00:37:58,709 like... an ice cream cone when it was hot, 729 00:37:58,744 --> 00:38:00,578 a ball game... 730 00:38:00,613 --> 00:38:04,332 getting out of the apartment for a walk in the park. 731 00:38:04,367 --> 00:38:06,834 Now every time i go for a walk in the park, 732 00:38:06,869 --> 00:38:09,971 four people come up and ask me when i'm going to subdivide it. 733 00:38:10,006 --> 00:38:13,724 Masters, i'm going to quit buying things. 734 00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,226 That's subversive, sir. 735 00:38:15,261 --> 00:38:16,844 I beg your pardon? 736 00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:18,729 That's un-american. 737 00:38:18,764 --> 00:38:20,481 Salesmanship is our way of life. 738 00:38:20,516 --> 00:38:22,984 Think of those men living on blue sky and a prayer, 739 00:38:23,019 --> 00:38:25,486 depending on you for their daily commission. 740 00:38:25,521 --> 00:38:27,355 They've got little ones, mouths to feed. 741 00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:30,992 No, mr. Hanley, you can't stop buying, ever. 742 00:38:31,027 --> 00:38:32,360 Buying is your destiny. 743 00:38:32,395 --> 00:38:35,496 Don't waver now. Do your duty, mr. Hanley. 744 00:38:35,531 --> 00:38:36,864 Do your duty. 745 00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:38,749 Congratulate me, george. 746 00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:41,252 Hey, george, i said congratulate me. 747 00:38:41,287 --> 00:38:43,120 Con... congratulateyou? 748 00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:45,623 Gentlemen, you are now looking 749 00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:47,508 at the new head bookkeeper 750 00:38:47,543 --> 00:38:49,377 of this entire organization. 751 00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:51,262 Congratulations. 752 00:38:51,297 --> 00:38:53,130 Very nice. Congratulations, roger. 753 00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:55,633 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 754 00:38:55,668 --> 00:38:58,135 But the first thing i want to tell you guys 755 00:38:58,170 --> 00:38:59,387 is i intend to keep my vow- 756 00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:01,272 no more lousy lunches at nick's. 757 00:39:03,175 --> 00:39:05,026 Him... 758 00:39:05,061 --> 00:39:06,894 they gave it to him. 759 00:39:08,145 --> 00:39:10,648 He wasn't even a good chauffeur. 760 00:39:37,475 --> 00:39:38,726 Well... 761 00:39:39,977 --> 00:39:43,097 we're down to the last wish, attila. 762 00:39:44,849 --> 00:39:47,351 I'd never keep a beautiful wife. 763 00:39:47,386 --> 00:39:51,739 And money... money's no fun if you have everything. 764 00:39:51,774 --> 00:39:54,241 You just sit around and look at it. 765 00:39:54,276 --> 00:39:56,110 Position. 766 00:39:56,145 --> 00:39:59,864 Power, that's-that's what makes the world go 'round these days. 767 00:39:59,899 --> 00:40:03,000 Look at mr. Watson, how he gave roger that job, huh? 768 00:40:04,286 --> 00:40:08,622 Believe me, if-if i had power, i'd be fair. 769 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:13,010 What do you think, attila? 770 00:40:13,045 --> 00:40:16,764 Do we dare wish that third thing? 771 00:40:19,266 --> 00:40:20,518 Power. 772 00:40:20,553 --> 00:40:21,769 Prerogative. 773 00:40:21,804 --> 00:40:23,020 Push. 774 00:40:23,055 --> 00:40:24,271 Why not? 775 00:40:24,306 --> 00:40:26,774 George hanley, statesman. 776 00:40:26,809 --> 00:40:29,276 G.p. Hanley, controller of destinies. 777 00:40:29,311 --> 00:40:32,396 George p. Hanley, thegeorge p. Hanley. 778 00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:34,281 Leader of men. 779 00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:47,161 Oh, sir, you'll be exhausted. 780 00:40:47,196 --> 00:40:50,297 Let me tell them to hurry on to the airport. 781 00:40:50,332 --> 00:40:52,166 Watson... 782 00:40:52,201 --> 00:40:55,302 these people elected me. 783 00:40:55,337 --> 00:40:59,423 They have placed in these humble hands 784 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:03,177 their individual destinies. 785 00:41:03,212 --> 00:41:05,062 I think it only fitting 786 00:41:05,097 --> 00:41:08,816 that they see just what kind of destiny they're getting. 787 00:41:08,851 --> 00:41:11,936 They're getting the best, mr. President. 788 00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:13,687 Thank you, watson. 789 00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:15,573 Thank you. 790 00:41:15,608 --> 00:41:19,326 That means a great deal to me, coming from you. 791 00:41:23,732 --> 00:41:25,583 Very good, mr. Ambassador. 792 00:41:25,618 --> 00:41:27,451 I agree. 793 00:41:27,486 --> 00:41:29,954 No, there is nothing new in our crisis. 794 00:41:29,989 --> 00:41:31,839 Yes, sir. 795 00:41:31,874 --> 00:41:33,707 Very good. 796 00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:35,593 We are in agreement. 797 00:41:35,628 --> 00:41:37,461 Yes, sir, very good. 798 00:41:37,496 --> 00:41:39,346 Then go ahead, sir. 799 00:41:39,381 --> 00:41:40,598 Mr. President, 800 00:41:40,633 --> 00:41:43,717 this pension legislation will tear the party in two. 801 00:41:43,752 --> 00:41:45,853 If you let it come to the floor, i for one won't get 802 00:41:45,888 --> 00:41:48,355 a single vote in november from anyone over the age of ten. 803 00:41:48,390 --> 00:41:50,224 Have you checked with the majority leader 804 00:41:50,259 --> 00:41:51,475 to see if he can kill it in committee? 805 00:41:51,510 --> 00:41:53,360 No, i did not, sir. 806 00:41:53,395 --> 00:41:55,863 Ask him. Tell him the president said, "handle it." 807 00:41:55,898 --> 00:41:57,364 Yes, sir. 808 00:41:57,399 --> 00:41:58,616 Yes? 809 00:41:58,651 --> 00:42:01,735 The situation is fraught with tension in asia, mr. President. 810 00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:04,238 We're not getting enough intelligence down there. 811 00:42:04,273 --> 00:42:05,873 Hold on. 812 00:42:05,908 --> 00:42:07,741 Have the c.i.a. Prepare a full staff study. 813 00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:08,993 Tell bill you need it right away. 814 00:42:09,028 --> 00:42:10,878 Thank you, sir. 815 00:42:10,913 --> 00:42:12,997 No. Your appointment schedule, mr. President. 816 00:42:13,032 --> 00:42:14,248 Thank you, may. 817 00:42:14,283 --> 00:42:16,750 Move the press conference to after lunch; 818 00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:18,002 i need a haircut. Yes, sir. 819 00:42:18,037 --> 00:42:20,504 I'll make the u.n. Speech. Tell lorenson 820 00:42:20,539 --> 00:42:22,389 to whip up a draft and remind him- jokes. 821 00:42:22,424 --> 00:42:23,641 Yes, mr. President. 822 00:42:23,676 --> 00:42:24,892 Who are sonny and mickey? 823 00:42:24,927 --> 00:42:27,394 Oh, they're the cub scouts who wrote you 824 00:42:27,429 --> 00:42:28,012 the letter on citizenship. 825 00:42:28,646 --> 00:42:29,263 You asked to be reminded 826 00:42:29,298 --> 00:42:30,514 when they came into the capitol. 827 00:42:30,549 --> 00:42:32,399 Aha. Of course, there's no time... 828 00:42:32,434 --> 00:42:35,152 make time. We'll have haircuts together. 829 00:42:35,769 --> 00:42:38,272 Yes, sir. Oh, it's almost 10:00. 830 00:42:38,307 --> 00:42:39,523 Pardon me, murray. 831 00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:48,916 20 million kilowatts for the people of the southwest. 832 00:42:48,951 --> 00:42:52,036 Too bad i can't make all these dedications in person. 833 00:42:52,286 --> 00:42:54,171 Miss may, pass this on to the secretary of defense, 834 00:42:54,206 --> 00:42:55,422 marked "expedite." Yes, sir. 835 00:42:55,457 --> 00:42:57,925 Save these for the cabinet meeting, priority. Yes, sir. 836 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,427 And get the economic advisory council to dig in on this. 837 00:43:00,462 --> 00:43:03,547 Right away, sir. See me after lunch, murray, won't you? 838 00:43:12,091 --> 00:43:13,941 Hmm. 839 00:43:16,443 --> 00:43:18,312 Come, boy. 840 00:43:18,347 --> 00:43:20,197 Ah, come, attila. 841 00:43:21,483 --> 00:43:22,700 How's my boy, eh? 842 00:43:22,735 --> 00:43:24,568 Here we are. 843 00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:27,071 Good boy. 844 00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:31,458 Mmm. 845 00:43:58,986 --> 00:44:02,106 Oh, mr. President, i had to see you. 846 00:44:02,141 --> 00:44:03,357 Who... 847 00:44:03,392 --> 00:44:06,493 wh-what are you doing there, woman? 848 00:44:06,528 --> 00:44:08,362 L-i've been hiding there all night, sir. 849 00:44:08,397 --> 00:44:10,247 It was the only way. 850 00:44:10,282 --> 00:44:12,116 They said you were too busy. 851 00:44:12,151 --> 00:44:14,001 Oh, please, please listen to me, sir. 852 00:44:14,036 --> 00:44:15,869 Don't send me away. 853 00:44:15,904 --> 00:44:19,623 Oh, my good woman, come, here you are. 854 00:44:19,658 --> 00:44:21,508 Here you are. 855 00:44:21,543 --> 00:44:24,628 Now, what, what can i do for you, madam? 856 00:44:25,879 --> 00:44:30,267 Mr. President, l-it's my son. 857 00:44:30,302 --> 00:44:32,770 He's just a boy. 858 00:44:32,805 --> 00:44:34,638 18. 859 00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:39,643 He fell asleep on guard duty, and they said it was treason. 860 00:44:40,894 --> 00:44:44,648 They're going to hang him, mr. President. 861 00:44:44,683 --> 00:44:46,533 Hang him. 862 00:44:46,568 --> 00:44:48,402 Easy now, easy. 863 00:44:48,437 --> 00:44:50,287 He's in the service, your boy? 864 00:44:50,322 --> 00:44:51,288 Yes, sir. 865 00:44:51,323 --> 00:44:55,042 The army, special duty at the missile base. 866 00:44:55,077 --> 00:44:56,293 I see. 867 00:44:56,328 --> 00:45:01,165 Falling asleep on duty is very serious. 868 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,300 Oh, i know, sir. 869 00:45:03,335 --> 00:45:07,054 Only a presidential pardon can save him. 870 00:45:07,089 --> 00:45:08,305 Oh, please, sir. 871 00:45:08,340 --> 00:45:10,174 He's a good boy. 872 00:45:10,209 --> 00:45:12,059 Just a little tired. 873 00:45:12,094 --> 00:45:13,811 It could happen to anyone. 874 00:45:13,846 --> 00:45:16,930 Indeed it could, ma'am. 875 00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:18,932 Then you'll do it? 876 00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:20,818 You'll pardon him? 877 00:45:20,853 --> 00:45:24,188 If freedom is our battle cry, 878 00:45:24,223 --> 00:45:29,193 then justice and mercy are our glory. 879 00:45:31,078 --> 00:45:37,334 Ma'am... you tell your boy that when you see him tomorrow. 880 00:45:42,956 --> 00:45:46,093 Have the attorney general prepare an order 881 00:45:46,128 --> 00:45:47,961 for executive clemency immediately. 882 00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:49,713 Oh, thank you. 883 00:45:49,748 --> 00:45:52,216 Thank you, thank you, mr. President. 884 00:45:52,251 --> 00:45:55,352 Mr. President, you're a great man. 885 00:45:55,387 --> 00:46:00,357 Bless you. 886 00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:15,372 You see, attila? 887 00:46:15,989 --> 00:46:19,126 Power is not a difficult thing to handle. 888 00:46:19,161 --> 00:46:22,246 All one has to know is how to use it. 889 00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:25,132 I couldn't wait, mr. President. 890 00:46:25,749 --> 00:46:28,252 Those blips on the radar screen have just been identified- 891 00:46:28,287 --> 00:46:30,754 spaceships. From some strange planet. 892 00:46:30,789 --> 00:46:32,389 Spaceships from another planet? 893 00:46:32,424 --> 00:46:33,640 Huge ones, hundreds of them. 894 00:46:33,675 --> 00:46:34,892 Well, what'll we do? 895 00:46:34,927 --> 00:46:36,760 We can't take chances. Shoot them down! 896 00:46:36,795 --> 00:46:38,011 You can't, mr. President. 897 00:46:38,046 --> 00:46:39,897 There might be thousands of innocent people aboard. 898 00:46:39,932 --> 00:46:41,148 They're headed directly for us. 899 00:46:41,183 --> 00:46:43,016 We signaled, and they refused to answer. 900 00:46:43,051 --> 00:46:44,268 It might be the greatest breakthrough 901 00:46:44,902 --> 00:46:46,770 of scientific investigation in the history of the universe. 902 00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:48,155 If they're advanced enough to get here, 903 00:46:48,772 --> 00:46:50,023 think of their weapons, what they can do to us. 904 00:46:50,058 --> 00:46:52,526 Our only chance is to get them with missiles before they arrive! 905 00:46:52,561 --> 00:46:55,028 What if they're friendly? What if they aren't? 906 00:46:55,063 --> 00:46:55,662 Let them land. 907 00:46:55,697 --> 00:46:57,531 Counterattack before it's too late. 908 00:46:57,566 --> 00:46:59,416 The decision is up to you, mr. President. 909 00:46:59,451 --> 00:47:00,284 What about a staff study? 910 00:47:00,319 --> 00:47:01,535 There isn't time! 911 00:47:01,570 --> 00:47:02,536 Can we call the congress? 912 00:47:02,571 --> 00:47:03,787 It's too late! 913 00:47:03,822 --> 00:47:05,038 The secretary of defense? 914 00:47:05,073 --> 00:47:06,039 It's a matter of moments, sir. 915 00:47:06,074 --> 00:47:07,291 It's up to you! 916 00:47:07,326 --> 00:47:10,294 No, no, i can't decide! 917 00:47:10,329 --> 00:47:11,545 I can't decide, no! 918 00:47:11,580 --> 00:47:14,681 Not me! Not me! Not me! 919 00:47:14,716 --> 00:47:18,051 Not me, not... not me. 920 00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:19,937 Yeah, you, mac. 921 00:47:19,972 --> 00:47:23,056 You and your mutt, get off of my stoop. 922 00:47:23,091 --> 00:47:24,942 Oh, okay, okay. 923 00:47:24,977 --> 00:47:27,444 Come on, boy. 924 00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:36,820 But you know something, attila? 925 00:47:36,855 --> 00:47:39,957 No matter what i wished for, it wouldn't change anything. 926 00:47:40,574 --> 00:47:42,459 I'd still be me. 927 00:47:42,494 --> 00:47:43,710 George p. Hanley. 928 00:47:43,745 --> 00:47:46,213 Jerk. 929 00:47:46,248 --> 00:47:48,081 What's the quotation? 930 00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:51,718 "Men at some time 931 00:47:51,753 --> 00:47:54,221 are masters of their fates." 932 00:47:56,089 --> 00:48:00,477 "The fault," dear attila, "is not in our stars, 933 00:48:00,512 --> 00:48:03,597 but in ourselves." 934 00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:08,852 Ourselves. 935 00:48:11,989 --> 00:48:13,490 Ourselves. 936 00:48:20,364 --> 00:48:24,117 Get ready, you bored, old genie. 937 00:48:24,152 --> 00:48:29,756 We're going to wish for something... original! 938 00:49:28,432 --> 00:49:33,437 Yes, master, i am the genie of the lamp. 939 00:49:33,472 --> 00:49:36,573 You may have three wishes. 940 00:49:36,608 --> 00:49:39,076 But when you have made them, 941 00:49:39,111 --> 00:49:43,447 you must return the lamp to this alley 942 00:49:43,482 --> 00:49:46,583 where others may find it. 943 00:49:49,703 --> 00:49:53,457 At your service, sir. 944 00:49:53,492 --> 00:49:55,342 Mr. George p. Hanley, 945 00:49:55,377 --> 00:49:57,844 jerk. 946 00:49:57,879 --> 00:49:59,713 Genie. 947 00:50:00,347 --> 00:50:03,467 George p. Hanley, a most ordinary man 948 00:50:03,502 --> 00:50:07,220 whom life treated without deference, honor, or success. 949 00:50:07,255 --> 00:50:10,357 But a man wise enough to decide on a most extraordinary wish 950 00:50:10,392 --> 00:50:13,477 that makes him the contented permanent master 951 00:50:13,512 --> 00:50:17,864 of his own altruistic twilight zone.